362 | Still Drunk

That is either the most amazing drink in the universe, or he's a real light weight to get drunk off a single sip!

Alcohol-based lifeform? I think I’ve met a few of those.

Those G.E.F. prison guards don’t seem to be doing too good a job of searching their prisoners for contraband.

Real Russian vodka. Friend of mine had a mason jar of it from avacation he took there. We decided to try it, but he dropped the jar and it broke. I swear the paint on his kitchen wall peeled rigt in front of us. That’s some strong stuff!